"Crayons!" My thoughts on new Tin Lizzy bartender search & Monday randos ...
New blog post: “My thoughts on Tin Lizzy bartender search”
I’m asking all “Evan & Elle” readers to please publish an Amazon review or one on Goodreads or some other site that promotes books. It would really boost the momentum of the book just as it emerges. I especially urge those who have told me you’d do just that. Remember: they don’t have to be fancy or wordy. “Loved it!” is wonderful.
Randoms …
• Technology is the willful and agreed-upon demolition of charm and all that was once beloved as quaint.
• Noah’s Arc was the only cruise ship in history where every level was a poop deck.
• I don't want to live forever. I want to live right now!
• There ought to be a wax museum celebrating the history, manufacture and usage of wax.
• Drinkers who believe their bladders are half empty are pissimists.
• Why did the grass farmer cross the road? To get to the other sod.
• I know I'm the only one who cares, but sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night wondering just why the hell Jimmy cracked corn.
• If they gave the death sentence for killing time could you live forever?
• How much less crowded will the afterlife be if instead of a stairway to heaven, the worthy are forced to ascend a ladder?
• How come I've never seen a pudding recipe that includes proof?
• Locksmiths make surprisingly good cooks. They never forget the key ingredient.
• A clear, sharp mind is a brute impediment to enjoying so much of life's wonder and whimsy.
• You know you're no longer middle aged when you realize the pile of diapers you'll change is smaller than the ones you'll wear.
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