"Use All The Crayons!" ... CSI
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CSI
•Remember to ask anyone who works in a crime lab if employees ever sit around singing, “Someday my prints will come!”
• Next time you hear a reporter cite a police source swear you heard the reporter say a “police horse,” then hang in there and hope it’s a talking pony.
• Any time police are said to be combing crime scene for evidence, reporters should be required to describe situation as “hairy.”
• I’d like to see a sensational trial where a Samsonite exec is accused of killing her boyfriend, a VP at Away luggage, just to hear crime pundits say, "There's still a lot to unpack, but I think we're looking at a real open 'n' shut case here.”
• Confess to co-workers how you would enjoy being a heroic crime fighter with SuperVision, but you hate being a regular schlep with ordinary super vision. Explain the key differences.
• Suggest to friends that one day all violent crime will cease when innovative ammunition companies develop “smart” bullets that will decide after exiting the gun whether or not the intended target deserves lethal ventilation. Predict that some bullets will actually reverse and strike the gunman.
• Ask strangers if they think the police have ever charged The Energizer Bunny with battery.
Randoms …
• Be honest: How much 'living' do you do in your living room? In fact, it should be called the "watching room" or, worse, the "ignoring-your-loved-ones room.”
• I wonder if any of the forward-thinkers at PETA have game-planned a pro-active position paper anticipating Jurassic scenarios where the organization defends the dinosaur's absolute right to roam free in the cities and the countrysides.
• If Jeremiah was, indeed, a bullfrog, who drove him to the liquor store to get his mighty fine wine? So much of the story remains untold.
• Podiatrists with empty appointment calendars are light on their feet.
• I guess I can understand the rationale, but it's still jarring. Wikipedia lists Charles Manson's occupation as "singer-songwriter" and he is thus in their eyes professional peers with Taylor Swift.
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