"Use All The Crayons!" ... Fall
Here’s me explaining the difference between author William Shakespeare and rowdy party guest William ShakesBeer. Click this
The namesake “Crayons!” podcaster is just days away. Here’s the pilot episode.
ICYMI: “This is here are worse things than being flat broke. Like me, I’m concave broke.”
Looking forward to sidewalk duty and, one hopes, book sales one week from today at the annual Fort Ligonier festival. As always, I’ll be outside of Second Chapter Books either being ignored or making friends. Stop by. Buy some books!
• If Spring is when Mother Nature puts on her make-up, then Fall is when she starts climbing into her coffin.
• Because I'm an apostle of gross excess, I propose we have #Olympics once each year by adding Fall/Spring Olympics
• It reveals an unpleasant cruelty about myself, but I enjoy looking at pictures of tranquilized bears falling out of trees.
• This is the time of year married men begin to envy leaves. Leaves get blown at least once a year.
• I’m one of those guys who loves the sound of leaves blowing along the ground, but hates the sound of leaf blowers.
Randoms …
• I read because I'm convinced the more I have in my mind the less I'll have on it.
• Seeing a vivid rainbow over Latrobe this morning reminded me of the Sunday school lesson that the phenomena was God assuring that everything's going to be all right. It's good to know on these days when so many feel truly godforsaken, like He's Holy Ghosted us.
• I’d like to one day report on malfunctioning picnic ware litigation so I could without exaggeration describe it as a real basket case.
• My fear isn't that when the robots show up they'll take over my job. My fear is that when the robots take over my job no one will notice I'm gone ... Wait. The whole premise is absurd. C'mon! Me? With a job? Who am I kidding!
• The Swedes must cleanup in the fish Olympics. I mean, who's their competition? They are the only nation that has organized their fish in the whole pescatorial realm.
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