"Use All The Crayons!" Today's theme ... Super Bowl
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“Use All The Crayons!” weekly podcast. This week’s theme … Super Bowl!
Today’s theme … “Super Bowl”
• The cumulative weight of the '78 Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers starting offensive line was a trim1,277 pounds. The five starters in those same positions today weigh 1,804 pounds. Somewhere in this calculation is a solution to world hunger.
• Super Bowl prediction: San Francisco 68, Kansas 34. Not the score. That's my prediction of the high temps in each town at kickoff.
• In honor of the preposterous NFL Super Bowl custom, it's once again time to share our phone numbers in Roman numerals. Mine’s DCCXXIV CMLXI MMDLVIII. Call me!
• We’re so used to them being linked in Biblical sinfulness but Sodom and Gomorrah were two wicked cities. They must have been fierce rivals. Imagine having to ref a high school football game between Sodom and Gomorrah. Talk about having to throw out the rule book.
• I’ve run my own websites, zoom called 'round the globe, etc. Trust me. I'm tech competent. If that's so how come after I've successfully weighed, paid, and bagged 12-items or fewer, I look around at the people in the self-scan line behind me like I'm waiting for one of them to hand me a football to spike.
• NFL should next year skip halftime show and instead have drug co. issue every American hallucinogens that last 32 minutes.
• The greatest public misnomer involves announcers addressing crowds at things like NFL games as "Ladies and gentlemen." At any game of about 60,000 fans, there are probably no more than 120 ladies and 50 true gents. If they cared at all about accuracy, they'd say, "Welcome bitches, dudes and garden variety blowhards!”
Randoms …
• It could be damaging to a woman's reputation if she gets off on too many tangents with too many tan gents.
• A pessimist dwells on the fact that Smallpox killed 15 million. An optimist says at least it wasn't Bigpox.
• If they gave the death sentence for killing time could you live forever?
• Scientists say earth is 4.543 billion years old. Wikipedia says "Catwoman" actress Eartha Kitt died in 2008 at the age of 81.
• Photos of even unpatriotic chefs making soup are often stirring.
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