"Use All The, er, Body Parts!"
Tonight and for the first time I’ll be speaking about “Evan & Elle in Heaven & Hell” at the Greensburg-Hempfield Library at 6 pm. Stop by, make friends, buy books.
Missed me on Sirius XM/Road Dog Trucker Radio on Saturday? You can listen to the whole hour right here.
BODY PARTS
Related post … "Boning up on lost limbs"
• Beer drinkers who believe their bladders are half empty should be called pissimists.
• Flying commercial always makes me feel like a foot getting shoved into a bowling shoe.
• Honesty without tact is like brain surgery without anesthesia. The procedure might work, but the complications can kill.
• This may sound naive, but I have to think a brain-eating amoeba would be one of the world's most intelligent organisms.
• Little noticed reg in ObamaCare requires docs mimic Billy Joel when they inform patients they've just had a heart attack-ack-ack-ack.
• I’ve never seen a duffel bag full of duffels & I’m okay with that. If it ever happens I’d never again have the guts to peek in a handbag.
• I think solar plexus is some exciting new kind of renewable energy, but something in my gut tells me I'm wrong.
• Must be tough for peg-leg pirate captains to be taken seriously when they say they’re really going to put their foot down.
• Had an embarrassing lunch with an old friend last week. He wouldn't quit putting his hands on my knees. Everyone was staring. It got so bad I nearly felt compelled to put pants back on.
Randoms
• Death Valley forecasts call for high temps of 132 degrees. How long before we hear news reports of 1st chef in history baking cookies in mid-air by tossing them back ‘n’ forth?
• Being a busy podiatrist must at times be demoralizing. Their patients would never dream of putting their best foot forward.
• The pleasant morning sound of wire hangers clinking against other wire hangers is a momentary delight and sonically superior to most popular music released since 1986.
• I’m growing oddly nostalgic for the days when GOP leaders used to say, "Now, hold on. Let's wait to hear what Sarah thinks.”
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