"Crayons!" newsletter (relationships)

Relationships • Live each day as if it's your last. By that I mean, daily re-write your will to screw relatives who've recently beenmean to you. I once imagined my life would include an era of depravity where I reveled in the dark cravings of the sordid flesh. Alas, the time for such wanton behavior has passed. Today, my idea of depravity is eating ice cream before lunch in a room where my wife and kids can see me.

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