I’ll be defending Fort Ligonier from charmless illiterates for the next three days straight. My mission: sell books. My squad at Second Chapter Books on Main St. will include author Jim O’Brien (renown for his Pittsburgh sports books) and Stan Gordon (renown for his Bigfoot/alien/UFO books) and me, renown for being the guy who’ll sign your book with your favorite crayon. Stop by and be friendly. I’m counting on my friend Stan to bring a steaming plate of Yeti balls (meatballs made from Yeti meat)!